NOVELTIES JOKES AND GAGS

THE FINGER - $8.00
Know someone who deserves "the finger"? Express yourself!
Your gift includes cut-off middle finger nicely boxed and gift wrapped, gift card with your personalized message. (Please write your brief message in the 'comments' section of the order form and let us know if you want the card signed or sent anonymously.)
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8" WHOOPIE CUSHION
Place this cushion in the chair of a friend and watch the action as the rude noises commence.
KA39 $1.20

FUNNY TOILET TISSUE - $4.00
Funny toilet tissue to help you pass the time.
Sold individual.
KB165 Crossword Puzzle
KB166 Games for the John

GIANT LATEX LIPS
Enormous, huge and wide! Bright red latex lips that fit over your own lips.
FA60 $3.00

EXPLODING CIGARETTE PACK
Looks like a real pack of cigarettes. This bang device explodes a cap when a curious person opens the pack. Easy to follow instructions are on the label.
KA142 $1.95

SQUIRT CIGARETTE (single)
This squirt cigarette will catch everyone off guard. Just start smoking and it starts squirting. Very authentic and fun to use.
KA146 $1.00

PUFFY CIGARETTES
Realistic cigarettes that you BLOW OUT TO MAKE PUFFS!
Two per pack.
KB155 $1.00

CIGARETTE BURN
Looks so real, you can almost smell it burning. Just place it anywhere to shock your friends or co-workers.
KA152 $1.00

SQUIRT LIGHTER
Squirt a stream of water at your unsuspecting victim.
RP19 $1.75

EXPLODING MATCHES
Realistic looking book of matches that explodes when opened. A funny trick to play on smokers. Easy instructions to follow.
KA150 $1.50

DELUXE SQUIRT RING PRANK
Very attractive pearl ring that squirts water.
Rubber bulb is hid in your hand.
KA72 $1.00

SQUIRTING PEN PRANK
Deluxe pen slips into coat pocket and squirts at will.
*Ink not included*
KA82 $1.00

SQUIRTING PEN WITH DISAPPEARING INK PRANK
Fun gag, easy to use!
Add liquid such as magic ink or water, remove the small cap of the ball pen, press cap and squirt.
KA135 $3.00

DISAPPEARING INK PRANK
Now it's available in squirt bottles for all you practical jokers.
Squirt this ink on and it disappears!
A funny prank to play on your friends!
KA38 $1.00

SQUIRTING STAPLER PRANK
Looks like a real stapler, but squirts instead of stapling!
KA85 $4.25

EXPLODING PEN
Bang device explodes a cap when someone removes the top of the pen. A great gag for school or work.
KA143 $1.50

EXPLODING MONEY PAPER CLIP PRANK
Large paper clip with bang device attached.
Wherein removing money from clip, you'll get a real explosion.
Easy to follow instructions, and fun to use.
KA154 $1.75

QUINTET SNAKE BOX
A beautiful nest of five boxes. A snake jumps out when the final box is opened. A great 'gag' gift.
KA43 $3.50

COUGHING SPINNING ASHTRAY
Smartly styled ashtray - when lever is pushed down, you hear a hacking cough and some nagging advice to smokers. Uses one AA battery (not included).
KB139 $8.00

FAKE DOO
Looks like the real thing! A classic.
KA74 $1.25

MINI POODLE FAKE DOO
This vinyl pile of doo is extremely realistic.
KA131 $1.25

MESSY DIAPER GAG
Messy diaper gag so realistic, it'll fool anyone.
KB200 $4.40

CREEPY ANTS
If they give you the creeps think what they'll do to your friends.
JA87 $1.50

BULLET THRU WINDOW
Realistic bullet split into two sections, one for each side of window.
Comes with "broken glass" decal.
KB120 $0.75

FAKE BULLET HOLES
Placed on any glass surface, these bullet holes look like the real thing.
Absolutely great for giving the unsuspecting a real scare.
Place on house windows or car windshields and watch the fun!
KA40 $0.70

WHOOPS (Fake Vomit)
A revolt of the stomach that defies description. So real that it fools fools everyone. Place it anywhere for a fun reaction, but be careful, it's a real shocker! All rubber, non-toxic.
KA36 $2.50

CHOCOLATE SPILL MESS PRANK
Looks like the real chocolate syrup spilled from an open can tipped on its side for a sticky mess!
Rubber prop is great to leave on the kitchen floor for a practical joke on children or parents.
Made of rubber.
KA37 $3.00

PHONY RUBBER BURGER
Looks like a real burger patty!
Approximately 3 ½ inches.
KA51 $2.70

PHONY HOT DOG
Looks like a real hot dog!
KA93 $1.50

PHONY SQUIRT BOTTLES - $3.00
When you squeeze the bottle, strings are ejected and gives a real fright.
Easy reloading for reuse.
KA03KP Ketchup
KA03MD Mustard

BLACK EYE JOKE
Tell a friend to look in the tube to see the nude girl; then advise him to turn it for a better view - he ends up with a black ring around his eye!
A funny joke to play on your friends!
RP15 $2.50

CHRISTMAS STOCKING COAL GAG
Have you been naughty or nice?
Three lumps of imitation coal with a drawstring pouch printed 'Merry Christmas' or 'You've been naughty.' This stocking stuffer makes a great Christmas gag gift or humorous addition to your holiday decor.
*Pouches are printed assorted*
FW7671 $2.55

RAT PERFUME BOX
A rat pops out of this beautiful 'perfume box' when it is opened.
KB157 $4.00

AFTER SEX CRYING TISSUE GAG GIFT
A great gag gift for anniversaries or showers!
KB287 $4.50

BRIDE BINGO GAME
This game is a fun version of bingo for a bridal shower!
KB192 $5.75

SPILLED NAIL POLISH
Open the cap and arrange by yourself. Jar and applicator are surrounded with bright red spill. Great fun at the office!
KA145 $2.00

GIANT THUMB
Large latex thumb that's great for clowns, hitchhikers, or for that swollen look.
KB27 $1.25

JUMPING BANDAGED FINGER
A spring action joke. Place sore finger bandage on your own finger, release the pressure and surprise someone with this. Your sore finger is airborne.
KA144 $1.25

BLOODY RAZOR BLADE TRICK
This gruesome little blade is sure to get a reaction!
Plastic blade looks absolutely real and appears to be sliced half way through your finger.
Add a little stage blood for the very best effect.
KA52 $0.50

OUCH FINGER PRANK
It looks so real it "hurts"!
A funny joke that really gets your attention.
KB31 $3.00

PHONY CAST
Real-looking, imitation white plaster arm cast.
Regulation size to fit teenagers or adults.
Easy to put on and get sympathy.
KA45 $5.75

CONFUSING CARD DECK
Spades and clubs are red, hearts and diamonds are black. Livens up any game.
KA27 $1.95

HIDE A BREW 7OP
Made of vinyl.
Just wrap one of these labels around your favorite beverage to make it look like your favorite soft drink.
Self-adhering magnetized vinyl is reuseable!
KB387U $1.50

HIDE A BREW PIPSI
Made of vinyl.
Just wrap one of these labels around your favorite beverage to make it look like your favorite soft drink.
Self-adhering magnetized vinyl is reuseable!
KB38PI $1.50

PARKING TICKETS
24 insulting parking citations to be issued to the truly deserving.
KB189 $1.00

AWARD OF MERIT
10 inch x 14 inch parchment-like paper, nicely framed and expensive looking.
KB198 $4.50

DELUXE BLUE RIBBON PARENT AWARD - $5.00
This award ribbon will show your parent is a Blue Ribbon Parent!
Makes a great Father's Day or Mother's Day gift!
Sold individually.
KB176 Best Dad Award
KB177 Best Mom Award

PLASTIC BACK SCRATCHER
Classic cupped hand 16 inch long back scratcher. Assorted colors.
BB235 $0.40

CHINESE YO-YO
Hold onto the handle, give a toss and you reach to the stars.
SA01 $0.25

INVISIBLE DOG LEASH
A classic clown prop!
Bright colored vinyl leash with cowhide collar so you can walk your invisible dog
KA17 $5.25

JUMBO FLY SWATTER
Texas size jumbo fly swatter is approximately 36 inches long.
Made of plastic.
Does not say "Texas" as shown.
VA01 $5.00

MIRACLE FISH
Hold in you hand and it tell your fortune.
Comes in a gross of 144.
KB16 $23.25

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS BANK
A fun bank for everyone!
Static figure, does not move.
KB126 $15.00

GOOFY GOLF BALLS GAG
Hit this ball and it never goes straight. Watch out as it careens around the course.
3 balls per box.
KB220 $4.00

RUBBER PENCIL
Bends when you write. Made of solid rubber and tipped with an eraser.
RP04 $1.50

BIG MISTAKES JUMBO ERASER
6 ½ long x 2 ¼ wide, large real rubber eraser that will last a lifetaime.
KB86 $2.25

ITCH POWDER PRANK
Blow powder around and watch the scratching!
KB57 $0.75

BLOOD RED SOAP PRANK
Soap powder that creates blood red suds, turns red with water.
The harder you wash, the redder you get!
A great Halloween prank!
KB11 $1.75

NO TEAR SUGAR PACK GAG
It's an authentic individual 'sugar pack' and no matter how hard you try, you just can not tear it open.
KB121 $0.90

BLUE MOUTH CANDY
A harmless chewing gum and taffy that will turn your victim's mouth blue.
Great gag gift!
KA121 Gum $1.25
KA122 Taffy $1.50

HOT GUM PRANK
A harmless chewing gum that has a hot pepper flavor!
RP11 $2.00

HOT POPS
Jalapeño flavored candy. Really hot!
RP28 $1.75

BAR BUG IN ICE CUBE PRANK
Looks like a bug has drowned in your drink!
The bug is embedded in a clear plastic ice cube.
A great prank to punk your friends at your next party!
KA34 $1.25

SNAPPY GUM
Pull out a stick of gum and get your fingers snapped. An old standard.
KA14 $1.00

JOY BUZZER
Buzzes when you shake hands. Wind up the gadget, and when you touch anyone, it shocks them. Does not hurt and gets great laughs.
KA25 $2.00

DELUXE JOY BUZZER
The best quality with a very strong buzz. For the professional prankster.
KB243 $4.75

DEHYDRATED WORMS
Drop them in water and watch them grow. Three to a bag.
KB10 $1.25

DRIBBLE GLASS
A real classic. Hand-cut glass has cleverly concealed slits which let liquid seep through.
KB53 $1.00

DRIBBLE JUICE GLASS
A five oz. plastic glass has holes hidden around the edge. Set one on the breakfast table for your overnight guest.
KB242 $2.25

PLATE LIFTER
Put under someone's plate and watch the fun.
KA94 $1.00

POCKET PEEPERS
Carry in your pocket and simply slip on your finger and you have an instant puppet with movement that will make anyone laugh.
Great for ventriloquists and clowns.
Made of plastic.
KB290 $3.50

PRIDE AND JOY CARDS
What a great pocket gag!
When folks show you pictures of their family, you ask if they would like to see your "PRIDE & JOY".
Pocket size 2in x 3in
LA261 $5.00

DRINKING BIRD
Plastic bird continuously tips back and forth for a drink.
Just put a glass of water in front of him and watch that action.
Approximately 7 inches tall.
KB20 $3.75

SHOCK LIGHTER
Gives a terrific but harmless shock to the victim.
KA127 $12.00

BANG BIC LIGHTER
As you pick up this lighter, you'll receive a loud bang. Lots of fun.
KB241 $3.00

SNAPPING CIGARETTES
Realistic pack of cigarettes snaps the finger of anyone who removes one. Great gag on your mooching friends.
KA78 $1.25

MAGIC LIGHTED CIGARETTE
The best of its kind ever made. So realistic you can almost see it smoke. Great gag for those non-smoking areas. Lay it on a table and watch the people around you burn. . .
KB117 $1.75

ECONOMY BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES
Economy black plastic frames with attached nose and mustache.
EA58 $2.50

GOOFY DROOPY GLASSES
Heavy plastic frames with ''Slinky'' type springs and eyes attached.
BB99 $3.25

JUDY BLOW UP DOLL ADULT GAG GIFT
Life size inflatable..Doll is made of flesh like vinyl and has no moving parts.
Flexible for any dress-up ideas and she is ready to go to the party with you!
KB05 $14.50

8 SHOT RING CAPS
For 8 shot revolvers and super shooters.
BF23 $1.75

SINGLE SHOT CAPS
For use with any of our bang items.
BF07 $1.25